Tag: Ode

Cosmic CatastropheThe year draws to a close.King Luxon has grown tired of the long eveningsListening to the dreary squabbling of ...

Sister Number OneDuchess Crusher is praying in her private chapelFor guidance from above,When her assistant knocks on the door.“O Great ...

The WinnersThe complainants file in to the Great HallWith their petitions and grievances.King Luxon slumps in his golden throneAs they ...

Gun NutLady McKee of the Blunderbuss strides into the High CouncilWith her giant 14-inch cannon, Automatic Musket,Horn of gunpowder, Bandolier ...

Smoke SignalThe High Council is to meet in Kings Landing.The ruling elite stride into the Great Hall.King Luxon the AspirationalHaughtily ...

Maths Class Mr Luxon walks into class. It is his first day as Maths Teacher At Underachiever High. “Percentages first,” ...

The High Council met in the Palace. “We’ve handed out sinecures to all the nobles,” Advised Nicorette, Lady of the ...

Arawata Shane Arawata Shane had wandered long In the wild tangled hills of the West Coast. He came to a ...

Genterwocky After a hard days marching, Sir Doocey calls in at the Village Tavern For a pint of ale and ...

That was then, this is now King Chipkins’s castle is under siege From the Blue Meanies. Outnumbered, outgunned and panicked, ...